Everyone is now banned from Tumblr

angstysnow:

themysteryofthedruids:

everyone

thank god

(via contant-wallflower)

i’m in too deep

i’m sacrificing sleep to text 

i’m in too deep

lunatunarox said: STOP BEING SO CUTE YOUR HAPPINESS IS MAKING EVERYONE ELSE IN THE WORLD HAPPY. OKAY WAIT NEVERMIND DON’T STOP HAPPINESS IS GREAT

THIS ISN’T WHAT PEOPLE FROM TINDER ARE SUPPOSED TO BE LIKE

I WAS LIED TO

MY EMOTIONS HAVE BEEN MANIPULATED 

BRUH THIS GUY’S GOTTA TAKE A CHILL PILL WITH HIS “your jokes make me smile” BULLSHIT BECAUSE I CAN’T GO AROUND SMILING LIKE A FUCKING MORON ALL THE TIME 

madnessandsadness said:SOFAS IN A CINEMA? WHAT THE!? *Grabby hands*

THEY ALSO HAVE MICROBREWS ON TAP FOR 21+ 

i like when people go off about online dating being superficial because you’re judging based on looks rather than personality 

and like

that’s literally how you judge potential dates in real life don’t play the white knight card of “personality over beauty!!!11!1!” bullshit

8 am classes are the bane of my existence 

remember when i said liking people was stupid and i’d rather be alone

i’m such a damned dirty liar 

sodomymcscurvylegs:

Being an adult is realizing that $5,000 is a lot of money to owe and very little money to own.

(via dj-no-homo)

but real talk if we decide to get serious with our relationship, that means i’m gonna have to break it to my parents that i’m bisexual and dating a dude

the thought of that makes me anxious as fuck

zapidos:

My little brother and I were swimming and my dad walked out and said “it’s trash day tomorrow you know what that means” and my brother looked at me dead in the eyes and said “it’s time for you to go.”

(via thephantomissherlocked)

THE BEST PART IS BOTH OUR FEELINGS ARE MUTUAL AND WE BOTH ADMITTED TO BEING SUPER NERVOUS ABOUT HANGING OUT AND GETTING LUNCH

I DON’T EVEN KNOW WHAT TO CALL THESE FEELINGS THAT I’M FEELING. 

THANK YOU I AM VERY EXCITED AS WELL THURSDAY COULD NOT COME SOON ENOUGH I THINK WE’RE GOING TO THIS MOVIE THEATER WHERE THE SEATS ARE COUCHES AND ARM CHAIRS AND IT’S LIKE $4 FOR A MOVIE SO HELL YEAH FOR CHEAP DATES. 

well, i’ll have you know i’m a total dork so i probably wouldn’t think anything of it :)

SO YO WENT AND HAD LUNCH WITH THIS DUDE I MET ON TINDER (DON’T JUDGE) AND GOD DAMN HE WAS SUPER CHILL AND WE HAVE A LOT IN COMMON AND WE’RE GOING OUT ON A LEGIT DATE THURSDAY NIGHT

I DON’T KNOW WHAT TO DO ABOUT THE FEELINGS I’M FEELINGS RIGHT NOW